Exotic Meats Crate

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The Feast of Beast

We've already compiled the pinnacle selection of meat samplers from three continents in the Exotic Meats Jerkygram, and we didn't want to reinvent the wheel. No, we wanted to snag three more wheels, toss 'em in a Lambo, and burn victory lap donuts in the parking lot of every non-exotic meat factory in the land. 

The More, The Meatier

The Exotic Meats Crate has so much deluxe animal poundage that we could legally register it as an official safari park. We're talking enough spiced buffalo, elk, venison and duck meat to make El Chupacabra wave his claws in surrender, screaming, "No mas, no mas!" 

And this premium meat parade will fly first class to your doorstep in a sturdy wooden Man Crate.  Select this Feast of Beast and prepare to sample the safari!